YOU COULD BE A BUCKSKINNER IF ????.....by.....Swampy If you have more waistcoats in your closet than sport coats ......you could be a Buckskinner If your apple pie comes in a jug instead of a pan......you could be a Buckskinner If you eat leftover Chilly from the camp feast for breakfast......you could be a Buckskinner If you have ever eaten road kill for more than three meals & wore their hides for clothes......You could be a Buckskinner If you don't trust any guns that don't load from the front......you could be a Buckskinner If you know more than three verses of the Moose song ......you could be a Buckskinner If at home you call your friends Flat Landers......you could be a Buckskinner If you wear your Kilt Regiment......you could be.............. Trapper !! If you own a Hawk that doesn't have feathers or wings......you could be a Buckskinner If you don't think the coffee is strong enough till the third day......you could be a Buckskinner If you have never been lost but mighty misplaced for a while......you could be a Buckskinner If you don't have any hair on the back of your hands from doing Snap Dragons ......you could be a Buckskinner If you know all the words to the La, La song ......You could be a Whitewater Long Hunter If the morning after a round robin trade blanket, you have A new Tatoo and a pile of junk you traded for......You could be a Buckskinner If you are carrying more than three knives and a hawk......You could be a Buckskinner If you can split wood at dawn whistling the Sheep song......You could be.................................Buster Grubbs !